17 Feb Putting My Presidency Up For a Vote
By Gabriel Curry
As most of you know, I have been the President of “Who’s the Boss” for the past several years. I would like to think I have been doing a pretty good job of making sure every HUB customer knows and feels like they are our boss.
However, a fair-minded president knows the people ultimately determine his legacy, so I felt it was only fair for me to put my presidency up to a vote. That’s right: with this being an election year, I wanted to give you, our customers, a chance to let us know who should be the real president of “Who’s the Boss.”
A wise man once said, “With great power comes great responsibility.” Proving that you can handle the responsibility of making sure our customers receive the very best in service is no small task. I knew I had to give my folks a reason to TRY and take my title…there had to be something on the line. So, for the next few months, you will have the opportunity to ride your candidate “all the way to the White Box.”
Currently the caricature residing on the side of every box that leaves our warehouse is that of none other than yours truly. From now until June 28, 21012, however, you will be able to cast votes for your candidate and give them the opportunity to put THEIR image on the side of our boxes for one year! Better still, every time you cast a vote for your candidate, you will be entered in a drawing for one of several prizes totaling over $2,500! We have a delightful website set up for the purpose of this promotion that you can view here.
And just to make sure nobody gets the wrong idea: I will remain president of HUB Industrial regardless of the outcome of this campaign. The only thing at stake here is the right to have the likeness of the winning candidate on the boxes we send out to you. See the following page for more information.
I know I am pretty consistent in telling you that we appreciate you but I want to remind you once again how thankful we are to have you as our customers! I would also like to go ahead and take the opportunity to say: Ask not what you can do for HUB but what HUB can do for you!